Evolution has produced some genuinely improbable primates. This collection focuses on the odd end of the spectrum: strange noses, missing thumbs, chemical shortcuts and bodies that break the rules. For the broader greatest hits, see 50 Amazing Monkey Facts.
Faces That Look Invented
- The male proboscis monkey grows a pendulous nose that amplifies his calls and advertises status to females.
- The bald uakari has a bare, brilliant red face. Pale colouring can indicate poor health, so the flush works as a fitness advert.
- Mandrill faces carry blue ridges and a red stripe that intensify with rank and hormone levels.
- Emperor tamarins grow a drooping white moustache far longer than seems useful.
- Snub-nosed monkeys have almost no external nose, which may reduce frostbite risk in freezing mountain habitats.
- De Brazza’s monkey wears a white beard and an orange brow band, giving it a distinctly professorial look.
Bodies That Break the Pattern
- Colobus monkeys and spider monkeys have lost or hugely reduced the thumb, turning the hand into an efficient hook for swinging.
- Howler monkeys have an inflated hollow hyoid bone that turns the throat into a resonating chamber, producing calls audible for kilometres.
- Geladas have a bare patch of skin on the chest that flushes bright red, which earned them the nickname bleeding-heart monkey.
- Langurs and colobus ferment leaves in a multi-chambered stomach, so a leaf-eating monkey can look bloated and be perfectly healthy.
- Proboscis monkeys have partially webbed feet and will swim across rivers rather than detour, as covered in Can Monkeys Swim?
- Only certain New World monkeys have a prehensile tail with a bare, ridged gripping pad, described in Why Monkeys Have Tails.
Strange Biology
- Marmoset twins exchange cells in the womb, so a single individual can carry two genetic lineages, a condition called chimerism.
- Marmosets have chisel-like lower incisors for gouging bark and feeding on the gum that oozes out.
- Owl monkeys are the only monkeys active at night, and they have traded colour vision for light sensitivity.
- In many New World species, colour vision varies between individuals, so two members of the same troop can literally see fruit differently.
- Geladas have the most specialised diet of any primate, feeding mainly on grass blades and rhizomes.
- Northern muriquis are unusually peaceful, with males rarely fighting over mates, an outlier among the systems described in Monkey Reproduction.
Odd Habits
- Capuchins and squirrel monkeys practise urine washing, rubbing urine on their hands and feet as a scent signal.
- Vervet monkeys on some Caribbean islands raid resorts for cocktails and show individual differences in how much they drink.
- Long-tailed macaques in Thailand have local stone-tool traditions that differ between neighbouring islands.
- Some macaque troops floss their teeth with human hair, and mothers exaggerate the movements when infants are watching.
- Titi monkey pairs sleep with tails braided together.
- Japanese macaques make snowballs with no apparent purpose beyond play.
Records and Extremes
- Mandrills are the heaviest monkeys, while pygmy marmosets are so light that several would fit in one hand. Compare Largest Monkeys on Earth with Smallest Monkey Species.
- Patas monkeys are the fastest runners among monkeys, as detailed in The Fastest Monkey Species.
- Japanese macaques live further north than any non-human primate.
- Barbary macaques are the only monkeys living wild in Europe, and the only macaque in Africa.
- Some monkeys have fingerprints so similar to ours that they have been mistaken for human prints.
Related Reading
- 25 Funny Monkey Behaviors Explained
- Monkey Adaptations
- Monkey Evolution
- Top Monkey Questions Answered
- Incredible Monkey Photos and Stories
